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= Job description = We are looking for an experienced Chief Painting Officer with at least 400 years of painting experience dating back to the renaissance (preferably until when the first cave painting was discovered.) The right applicant must have experience using: * Blue paint while sitting on an oblong shaped lead stool at a temperature of exactly 18.5 degrees celsius under a crescent moon * Green paint manufactured by carcinogenic systems inc using novel carcinogenic rust-based paint * Applied Purple by the United Painting Guild of Painters, including 300 years experience using Applied Purple * Fad Co Purple Ultra-Ultra Purple More Purple Better Edition * That weird scratchy tool used by Bob Ross. * Red paint * Paint brushes * Use a canvas * Brown paint * … * (We don’t personally use a lot of what’s here at Company Inc but think it looks intimidating and might scare some competitors.) As chief painting officer you are expected to be able to draw, sculpt, and manage a work shop. We at Company Inc work with an ever changing set of techniques that are likely to require additional time outside of work to learn. It goes without saying that the right applicant must be a motivated self-learner, and be just as excited as we are about a paint’s curing process! <span id="responsibilities"></span>
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