Editing Tech jobs (section)

= Responsibilities =

* Word salad
* Copypasta
* Every ‘soft skill’
* Able to cook for team on short notice
* Motivated
* Synergy
* Punctual

Note: Please send your email to [address here].

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| # Job success outcomes pt 1
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| 1. Job was suppose to be removed months ago but company never got around to it. 2. Your resume was read by a bot and rejected for not including the word ‘plankton’ enough. 3. Your resume was read by a recruiter and rejected for … 4. Not enough experience using yellow paint. The hiring manager did however like your masterpieces that included green paint. But they weren’t willing to risk their reputation on such an unknown. 5. Your painting experience was overlooked for being done with non-guild approved painting supplies. 6. Your painting knowledge was overlooked because you are not a member of the painting guild. 7. Could not guesstimate how many 3b pencils could fit in a man hole
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| # Job success outcomes pt 2
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| 8. Hands were shaking too much to paint during interview. Alternatively, interviewer kept mumbling and you painted a landscape instead of a portrait. 9. Your knowledge of Ultramarine paint used during the 18th century was woefully inadequate. People like you make me sick. 10. There are no painting jobs at this time. 11. Maybe you just really can’t paint and need to work on that first? 12. You have too much painting experience. Yike$. 13. Past a certain point your ‘experience’ is transmuted to ‘age’ instead, and age = senility. 14. You want to be paid too much. That’s not to say your request is unreasonable, but the company won’t pay it either way.
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